To find out the gender of your computer follow the instructions below:
1. Open your notepad
Dim message, speak
Message = InputBox("Enter text", Speak)
Set Speak=CreateObject(“SAPI.SpVoice”)
Speak.Speak Message
3. Save as computer_gender.vbs
4. Run the file.
If you hear a male voice you have a boy, if a woman’s voice, it’s a girl.
1. Open your notepad
2. Type or copy paste: CreateObject(“SAPI.SpVoice”).Speak”I love you” (if you copy+paste the code, replace quotes by actual quotes on your keyboard)
Dim message, speak
Message = InputBox("Enter text", Speak)
Set Speak=CreateObject(“SAPI.SpVoice”)
Speak.Speak Message
4. Run the file.
If you hear a male voice you have a boy, if a woman’s voice, it’s a girl.
PS. This only applies to Windows Computers. For other types of computers, which come from a different galaxy far far away, there has never been any proof of gender or intelligence found.
